My Only Escape

minnienoel:

best music career advice.

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themeaninginmusic:

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god dammit i fell off the bus with my groceries when i was getting out and my bag broke and the bus ran over my lettuce fml my life

fml = fuck my lettuce

YOU KEEP YOUR GENITALS AWAY FROM MY DEAD LETTUCE

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RIP lettuce

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RIP lettuce

guy:

LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR

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tipchune:

tipchune:

i’m gonna set my facebook relationship status to “in a relationship” and see what happens

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captainmorqans:

are we gonna say anything about the gagged bieber cutout or

dersekingdom:

IF U MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S COSPLAY BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT THE ”IDEAL” SIZE, SHAPE,COLOR,GENDER, HEIGHT, WHATEVER THEN YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT IN THE WORLD BECAUSE COSPLAY IS FOR FUN, AND SHOULD NOT BE FOR COMPETITION ON WHO IS MORE CANON THAN WHO. SO WHEN I PUNCH YOU IN THE CROTCH DO NOT ASK ME WHY I DID SO. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID WRONG. 

idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on. This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on.
This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

atomicsadmachine:

smokepotwithme:

turquoisemoi:

justcallmefresh:

nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

yooooooooooo. Insane. 

Bruhh did a Christ air

it’s actually a Christ air backflip and this is bob burnquist 

bob burnquist was who id always pick in tony hawk pro skater haha